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When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.
I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.
Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat
A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl
Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!
Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something