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To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.
It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.
Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites
Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.
You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.
Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.
When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.
Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.
If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.
Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.
When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.
Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
A term to describe a woman during her period.
"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"