Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

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tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

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make like a baby

A phrase coined by a beautiful girl named Gabriella. Means to leave a place or situation that is boring to you. Much like makin like a banana or makin like a tree, to make like a baby means to head out like when a baby is born and comes head out through the mothers vajayjay.

Sean: "This party blows."

Gaby: "Yeah, lets make like a baby and head out."

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Land it like Sully

The Godly act of averting cataclysmic disaster and overwhelming odds to forever become a household name.

Eric: Holy crap!!The U.S. economy is about to go to hell.
Pat: No worries man, I'm sure Obama will Land it like Sully.
Eric: Glad we live here in Canada though.
Pat: Shhhh, they'll hear us.

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squeal like a piggy

When you're camping in the wilderness and two hillbillies take you and your friend hostage, tying your friend to a tree, while proceeding to bang you in your manhole while you scream and beg them not to. This is the resulting sound you make as the dirty redneck has his hairy way with your white city-slicker ass.

I'ma make you squeal like a piggy boy!

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on the rise like yeast

to move up socially, economically, or any other way pertaining to humans; to make moves; to do the damn thing!; to increase

i just got my BA, got a phat job...man, i'm on the rise like yeast.
first of the month!...my bank account is on the rise like yeast.

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Ya like Jazz?

Ya like Jazz? (Do you like jazz?)

Yo sage ya like Jazz?

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