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When wearing scrubs, the freedom can excite the junk into a boner, though not an angry one. Discovered at wilford hall medical center.
Dude, I was working the other night, and I got so relaxed / tired, I sprouted a hella sleepy boner.
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I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!
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When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner
Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"
Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"
Boner-bod
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When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.
1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"
2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"
1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"
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Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.
Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.
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When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!
Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...
Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
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A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.
Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.
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