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Kickass band (apparent by huge follwig of fans) that plays 'emo.' Whatever that means, im not sure. Emo seems to be a hugely wide classification.
You can judge the lyrics of your own:
"the new year"
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so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one
i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there'd be no distance that can hold us back.
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personally, i like nerdy their little intros:
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
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Im tough, i listen to slipknot. DCFC sucks, they are pussies. Since Ben Gibbard has a beautiful... i mean wussy voice, i can kick his ass, so I am cooler.
Im really inscure about my self image, all songs must be about murder.
Actually, im a giant pussy, and i cant listen to "the new year" without crying, so i listen to shallow death metal shit.
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Shitting in a woman's mouth and then going into the act of sticking your dick down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.
I totally gave my girlfriend Death By Chocolate when I figured out she was cheating on me.
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Sudden death syndrome refers to the main sideeffect of the covid19 vaccine that was created by various companies who run Ponzi schemes related to the Covid plandemic.
Mike:'''hey Dylan, where is Mark?havent seen him in months''
Dylan:'''oh you didnt hear?Mark is dead, he died by sudden death syndrome''
Mike:''Oh damn, Mark was a vaxxtard?What a shame''?
Dylan:'' Yeah but at least he didn't die by the covid19 virus''
Mike:''True, that would have been sad''
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Donald trump is a fat idiot who should die this VERY SECOND because he is an ass hole and anyone who supports him are stupid
persone 1: death to Donald trump should happen!!!!!!
persone 2:i agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Situation in any Call Of Duty Multi- player online game.
Refers to Player A seeing Player B and firing his/her weapon as player B is about to run round a corner or behind an object.
3 shots of death refers to the amount of bullets Player A fires before Player B gets to safety.
The term "3 shots of death" becomes relevant due to Player A's premature firing which alerts Player B to their presence and allows them to turn back and kill player A
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Ugh! I can't believe you're eating lumpy white death with your sandwich!
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Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.
The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.
Anyone who survives should be commended.
Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.
Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.
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