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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
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When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.
Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.
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a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.
Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?
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Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.
Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"
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An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.
But really their not.
____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??
_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!
shit like that
Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"
Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"
Nigga: "aite, lets do it"
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Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.
I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.
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taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.
Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?
Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
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