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(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.
Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.
a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.
Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?
Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.
Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"
An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.
But really their not.
____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??
_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!
shit like that
Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"
Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"
Nigga: "aite, lets do it"
Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.
I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.
When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.