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Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."
Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
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A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.
Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.
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A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!
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A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
*Jew walks into the room*
Billy: ACHOOOO!
Everyone else: JESUS BLESS YOU!
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A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.
Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.
Preston: alright man lemme wake up
Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.