king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

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scene kings

Teenagers that are famous off the internet!!!
Here are some examples of scene kings:
John Hock (The famous Stickam hacker)
Sonny Moore (from first to last and recently his solo project)
Paul Griffiths (Babycakes clothing owner and owner of THESECRETPARTYLTD)
Oliver Sykes (singer)
Mathew Lush (Self proclaimed "Gaygod")

Scene kings usually date scene queens.

Scene kings always have perfect hair!

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Black King

Black king is a black king with a big black dick

"bae, I want a black king with a black dick that can put me to sleep"

"wow! Did you see that black king dildo? Buy it for me hun!"

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Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.

It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!

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king of the south

Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, T.I. comes in a close 2nd, luda only beats him due to the infamous diss track by Young Buck entitled "Stomp".

So Pimp and Be Easy, Quit Catchin' Feelings

Cuz You Worth A Couple Hundred Grand, And I'm Worth Millions

Nobodys Thinkin' About You, Plus Your Beats Ain't Legit

So Please Stay Off The T.I.P. Of My Dick .... OUCH LOL

Ludacris' clever lyrics and evil flows make him the tru king of the south

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Short-King

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co

"we stan a Short-King."

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Whitey King

The name given to the last person to have produced sick due to the effects of smoking weed.

"Mate, did you just throw up? WHITEY KING!"
"Did you hear about *name* puking off that L last night? He is now to be reffered to as the Whitey King."

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