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Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 12, 2011


Cash her out

To disrespect

And then I'mma Cash her out = and then I'm going to disrespect this fucking bitch

by Caligirlfresh November 21, 2018


kicking her back in

When you're being the best human to someone and they're being 2-faced, talking behind your back, cheating using you + doing you dirty.

The whole time Tara was looking out for Ephram , he was kicking her back in by cheating on her + taking about her behind her back.

by DYMOND GIRL August 22, 2022


Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 21, 2010


But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023


in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023


flake her

In the Middle East, Cadbury Flake is a chocolate that's given to women you want to appreciate for the little or big things they do - like binge-watching your zombie show with you even if they hate the gore, or agreeing to show up on your TikTok video without makeup, or even kicking-ass at an office meeting. So whenever she's done something to deserve a Flake, it's really okay to say, "Flake her"

Joe: I finally beat Emma at arm-wrestling today.
Ted: Bruh, she let you win. Flake her.

by HotSamJWT November 26, 2020