They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.
Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.
To trivialize a beaten dead horse.
Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
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An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.
This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).
Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”