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This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
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when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.
you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker
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The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.
Especially Casper.
He got the Chinese Fire Drill, he got it bad.
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Originated in the volcanoes of Hawaii when a man lighted his pubes on fire with the flames of mountain before having intercourse with his partner which also set her pubes on fire thus creating a fountain of flames.
Dude i did the 'Hawaiian fire fountain' last night and now i don't need to shave
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the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
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A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...
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An absolute, arrogant, despicable little twat who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life.
She’s usually a obnoxious fat and dumpy little twat
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
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