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It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 5, 2024


Throck Punch

This is when a male is punched in the throat and cock!!

Andrew: Jess stop being a Bitch!!
Jess: Andrew I will throck punch you!!!

by cogswell82 July 1, 2016


Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

by Bland Milk May 12, 2011


tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue

I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017


Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline

{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube

by xyko1 February 9, 2021


punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019


gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 24, 2017