A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.
'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'
This is when a male is punched in the throat and cock!!
Andrew: Jess stop being a Bitch!!
Jess: Andrew I will throck punch you!!!
While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
Punching an asshole with your tongue
I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.
Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline
{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.
I could use a good gunch punch today!