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When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.
Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"
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chuuya rule 34, a user who claims to be addicted to chuuya rule 34. Also claims to search chuuya on porn hub so she can watch chuuya porn. Uses she/her pronounces.
Chuuya rule 34 is hot.
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Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.
John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.
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The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
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"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
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101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.
Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.
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The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!
Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
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The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"
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