well fuck me running

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

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Run away global warming

The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.

Can we stop run away global warming?

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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

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Run a train on me

When a man with a large cock rubs his dick (the train) all over a woman.

He wanted to run a train on me, but i said no, fuck you pervert.

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We have cookie run at home

OMG COOKIE RUN

ADIDASHDWAHSD RUN 3D OMG

Mom:WE HAVE COOKIE RUN AT HOME BITCH
OK
MOM:PEST COCKROACH
I PLAY THIS IS SPONSERED BY COOKIE RUN 3D RUNN

NOT ON ANDROID ON IDK WHERE BUT U CANT PLAY IT ON ANDROID

Hey mom can i download cookie run
mom:we have cookie run at home
oh ok

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Runs out like tap water

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

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running down the mass pike naked

when...a person....runs entirely nude down the massachusetts turnpike, highly inebriated. Without paying.

was that guy running down the mass pike naked?

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