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The 1 and only none other but myself, Tess <3
(Also btw none ever act explained to me how I was a snake so please feel free to explain lol)
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: *walks away cutely
Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake
(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹
The old Taylor swift wasn’t a snake, it’s just the new her and we all know it will fade. She’s already been 'exposed' by the kardashions last year.
Girl, did you see taytay's reputation music video, she is such a snake, LITERALLY
What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!
a snake is another word for a circumsized dick. the shedding of a snakes skin resembled the shedding of a penis when it’s skin is cut off.
“omg did you see charlie’s snake?!?!”
“yeah it was a pretty large snake”
A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)
Snap + fake = snake
And ur being a snake if ur being fake
I totally trolled him with my snake account.
that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.
friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."