sizzle stick

A slow roasted penis.

grandpa joe finally took his sizzle stick out of the oven.

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Giggle Stick

You and your girlfriend are having sex doggystyle, and she decides to take a shit whilst in the process of doggy styling. you then take the pile of feces, shove a stick in it, wrap it in tin foil, keep it in the freezer over night, take it out, un wrap it, then surprise your girlfriend with a brand new dildo and masturbate her with it.

peanut-covered dildo smells great!

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bump-stick

A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.

Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.

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fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

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stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

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Thai Sticks

mary jane, pot, grass, marijuana

Yo pass me them thai sticks.

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Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

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