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The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack
Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.
a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job
Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!
The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face
Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.
Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
What ever happened to your cousin?
oh he's a crack house chef now.
all about that hot dog life.
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
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An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
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taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?
Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.
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