National eat ass day

On july 27th it is national eat ass day

Abby: hows your july 27th going?

Gage: its good i ate savannah's ass roday did u not hear its national eat ass day

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eat a whole bowl of nuts

Oral sex.

"So what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Oh, we went back to her place, and she eat a whole bowl of nuts."
*high five*

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men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.

i saw men who eat grapes today

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

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people who eat dogs

Chinese people

Oh no! Yo-Yo is eating my dog because people who eat dogs are Chinese.

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raise hell and eat cornbread

The act of sex while listening to the lacs

We always raise hell and eat cornbread

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girls who eat carrots

it's girls who give blowjobs

Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok

Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs

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