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Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.
Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."
When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally
Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.
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The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.
Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!
(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)
Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!
Speaking at length on a subject about which you know nothing.
It's snowing so hard in this (insert pseudoscience) chatroom.
When someone doesn't wash their hair and there is a fuck ton of dandruff
When someone is so crusty it's literally snowing off there ankles
she's so crusty it's snowing off elbows she needs some baby lotion