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She is amazing! Tea is the best girl you will meet. She usually is dubbed master by boys, and she enjoys being loved by everyone. If you ever see Tea, hug her and call her a godess.
Oh my gosh! I just spoke to Tea Leaf!
Dude you are so fricking lucky!!
When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"
In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.
*not euphemism
another word for ballsack
STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE
Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.
Extra points if you order it without sugar.
I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.
To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade
Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
Your mouth after you have been tea bagged
Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"