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Someone who leaves you at age 5
Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?
Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"
A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back
My dad is in florida
DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.
A person that went to the store and never came back
Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn
A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.
Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!