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1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
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A shirt containing douche font.
Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"
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A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
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when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.
Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.
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Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.
Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.
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following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket
so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit
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