Random
Source Code
Random
The Eredivisie effect is caused by a football/soccer player leaving an easy league after playing extremely well to join a better league, and in the process somehow losing his ability. This can sometimes be reversed by going back to an easier league, but if the person affected is young, it is much harder.
Person 1: What happened to Jozy Altidore? He used to be so amazing.
Person 2: It's the Eredivisie effect, he joined a harder league
2👍 2👎
When a fan fiction effects someone so much that they can not look at the real life/fictional characters the same way for a few days
“Man, did you read the recent BTS fan fiction? I just finished it and it has a major fic effect.”
2👍 2👎
Shit Hamza says late at night to try and subtly pick up girls because he thinks he's hot stuff and that all girls swoon over him
Hamza is so full of himself, he has his own effect, the hamza effect
2👍 2👎
When 2 or more females (or males, but typically females) team up and form a group that feeds off of received gossip and they will either spread that intel to whoever will listen or twist and turn it into something that’s more exciting and dramatic so that it will spread quicker and faster knowing that the end result will give them such sensual gratification.
Never ever put a group of females together for an extended period of time or else you, your friends and family will be affected by what is known as The Pipeline Effect
3👍 4👎
When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
3👍 5👎
When you flake on a potential date over and over again, then you finally are so bored you want to hang out, and HE ignores you. Then you become a stalker.
Campos Jr.: "Why are you calling him, I thought he wasn't your type?"
Campos: "Yeah he wasn't. Until he started dodging my calls."
Campos Jr.: "Sounds like the Cyrus Effect."
3👍 4👎
A state of mental dating distraction. It occurs when an individual on the make is presented with too many equally attractive choices at the same time. Similar to the sensory overload experienced by a lioness crossing open ground to advance on a heard of zebras. The end result is often missed opportunity and frustration.
The zebra effect hit Chico hard as he stared at the table of beautiful woman, unable to decide which one to pursue.
3👍 5👎