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That one person who always takes a picture of their food and posts it on social media
Dude, quit being a food thot, no one cares about your food
John: bruv how am i so bad.
Kate: it's cause you're fucking bin food mate.
My mather cooks food in the kitchen
My mather cooks food in the kitchen
"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
When you promise some slut something in exchange for a BJ and she has to think about it first. Then you get the BJ and break your promise.
I gave that slut at the bar some food for thot. She was so mad lol.
The liquid substance that leaks from the bottom of your sink when the food disposal gets clogged.
Josh stood there as the food water cascaded over his feet while he attempted to wash the dishes from Easter dinner; no knowing that the food disposal has clogged.
Old name "cheese revolution" is the team of food that is fighting against the blobs
Person 1: hey have you joining the food revolution
Person 2: yes