When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.
She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!
A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.
"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"
When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.
I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!