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The act of being the greatest high school in the Greater Toronto Area.
Being known to destroy the competition such as Upper Canada College and Del La Salle.
St. Michaels College School Student: Hey were gonna bring down the St. mikes hammer on your ass.
UCC Student: I know... I wish I wasn't such a preppy bastard
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SMGS is a place where all the small demons from east Melbourne come to fornicate. It is usually done in the butt, doggie style, due to the fact that they are all faggots. The people that go to this place are the purest form of gay.
“Hello, I am an average St Michaels Grammar School student”
“Fuck off you stupid, bitchly, gay virgin slut”
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Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.
Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
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this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
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A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
"He's so fine, almost like a gay michael jackson".
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A moment where a friend doubts a weather forcast and gets it monumentally wrong!
Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.
*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*
to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!
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Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
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