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muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos June 1, 2016


Muffin

A vagina

“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga

by ambriel the great February 22, 2025


Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person

by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024


Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012


Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 6, 2024


Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot November 26, 2015


Littlest Muffin

Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator

Littlest Muffin is a God of anime

by SGT.PeaceMaker January 8, 2019