A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.
"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"
A vagina
“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga
Someone who is both short and fat
R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person’
A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.
Hush up you Stutter Muffin.
Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything
A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin
Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator
Littlest Muffin is a God of anime