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He thinks he’s brown, but his skin is barely the tone of a glazed doughnut. Also might have retardism.
Nick is not brown.
Nick is one outstanding programmer. When you see his code, you get a hard-on. Girls wanna be him, other men want to be him.
Being around him is like listening to rain fall. It calms your soul and makes you happy to be alive.
He is so funny, you pee your pants. If you are a girl, you better invest into some good quality anti-wrinkle cream, cause all the smiles and laughter will give you some massive crow's feet.
He's the most awesome person you will encounter and if you are lucky to really know him, you will realise life was is worthless without him.
Nick, you are a douche, but I love you anyway
A buttface
"nick is such a buttface"
"yeah you said it"
A gay ass mother fucker that let’s you sleep on the floor when he stays at your house and when you go over to your friends house he hits you in the butt cheek with a pool stick and he is a red neck son of a bitch
Hey nick you are Gay and you are a Nick Dumbass
A person who hates himself and know you hate him too.
Girl 1: Hey it's Nick.
Girl 2: Why are you telling me that I don't care.
Girl 1: I knew that just mentioned him would make you mad cause of how much you hate him.
Girl 2: And you don't.
Girl 1: I do I was just messing with you chill.
Nick is a risk taker, he is extremely handsome from what girls tell him, he has amazing blue eyes and crazy smile. He loves to party and play sports! Nick has a huge penis and loves to use it. He’s a dream!