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Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.
Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii
A tall person that eats all the eggs in the house and county.
Wow its the egg giant! Protect your eggs or they shall surely be consumed!
Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!
To get someone to be pregnant.
You can't get anyone to egg on the floor