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The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"
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An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.
The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.
Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule
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Someone who has taste and would love to see that stupid, pu$$y a$$ nigga burn in hell cos he sucks at making music.....he need ashitty to help him make a song and yet its still shit.
Ja Should eat shit and die
50 Cent 4 Life
GGGGG G G Gunit!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
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This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.
Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.
Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.
John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..
Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.
John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.
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a new grammar rule: if you are talking to your "bros" you must add "dude" to the beginning of each statement
Acceptable Dude Rule Conversation
Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.
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Best show ever made. Shut the hell up you losers.
I watch Road Rules every day after school.
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A MTV show shown on monday nights where six 18-24 year olds ride around in a winny, follow clues, perform missions, and reach a handsome reward.
Away Message= road ruling it (meaning watching road rules)
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