short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

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spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

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Drumming Fingers

Drumming Fingers is caused by repeatedly strumming your fingers on a guitar in the beginning stages of learning how to play. (Adjective) Descriptive name of indented lines on the tips of the fingers; where the strummer used them the most. Fingers as a (Noun) describing the adjective

Jamie was playing her guitar for hours. Low and behold, she ended up with Drumming Fingers again. I’ll bet she will be careful next time and wear guitar gloves.

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finger trailed

To swipe your dirty finger under a person's nose after you used it to finger bang someone

Melissa finger trailed me and yelled "smell your mom!"

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beer fingers

When an individual drinks ten beers or more and applys the empty containers to his or her fingers with the intention of attemting to pick things up.

Where'd my pack of ciggarettes go, is that motherfuckin' beer fingers at it again?

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2 fingers up

means you are extremely obsessed with the person

2 fingers up

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3 fingers up

You are loyal to 1 boy

You hold up 3 fingers up without the ring finger

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