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Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills
"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"
A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell
Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ
A type of grape sized pickle
The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.
When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.
A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.
Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.
When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"
"Is Dave coming to the party?"
"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"
A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.