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When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear
this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat
When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.
Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.
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A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.
The format goes:
"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"
"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver
My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.
Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.
Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills
"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"