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Me: “I got some T H I C C M I L K”
Dani “noice”
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A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.
Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.
Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson
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A mathematical equation that is taught to all English children the world over.
This translates to - Crumpets, with the addition of a layer of butter and marmite in equal measure are, by there very nature, quite delightful.
This is the correct manner in which crumpets are to be presented. The rather coarse American tradition of jam (with or without butter) is a poor substitute, never to be practiced by any person that aims to imitate the manners of the upstanding English gentleman.
Goodness Quentin! Does this woman not know her C+(B+M)=QD's??
"Damn your preserve woman, pass me the bloody marmite!" is that I should of said.
JAM on my BLEEDIN' CRUMPETS?? Are you 'aving a laugh? Were you not taught no math at school??? C+(B+M)=QD and dontchu forget it!
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named, like the original b-luh, after b legit, it is 2 b-luh's (b-luh is 2 blunt wraps together to make an extra long blunt) together to make an extra fat b-luh. Have fun with that 6 grams kids.
Dude i smoked that b-luh c-luh with 2 homies last night, man was I high. I couldnt even open my eyes
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A street gang formed in The South end of Seattle, Washington, by Darnell Jones and Marcus (J) Jacobson. Known for their violent way of life and proud "rep" of there set, based mainly in the King County area, but have spread out to southern California and all over the Washington area. Commonally identified by a White "Rag" or banndanna, the gang has hand signs and slang terms for use internally.
Considered by the police as a street gang, the Konvicts are considered violent and dangerous. The gang probobly has ties to the drug market, and firearms branch but is mainly used to "protect its weak".
Commonally used hand signs are a "K" with out streched fingers, and graffiti ranging from North Seattle to South Seattle.
C-Town Konvictz Konvicktz, Konvicts, Convicts, C-towwnerz, Sea-town Convicts, Sea-town Konvicts, etc
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An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
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