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The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.
Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.
Two drivers are driving side by side in the lane while they are talking, and driving slower than the posted speed limit, and blocking all other cars from passing them.
Those two drivers ahead of me are riding side by side and talking and blocking all others drivers from moving past them, they are riding dirty.
The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!
The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.
When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.
This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)
Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride
When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride