When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion
Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.
When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.
While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.
A term used to describe knocking someone out. Then, pooping on them.
"Anyone who hits on my boyfriend will make me mad enough to knock unconscious and spread lots of Anal Hate Chocolate on them. Kay?!"
Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.
Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.
When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.
Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.