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Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.
Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.
When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
Wow that chick has a hair dick
Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.
n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick
Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster
When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.
My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.
When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet
Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.