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WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER
CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED
Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.
Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.
When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.
Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.
Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.
Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!
Significant injury to ones penis.
After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.
Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.
I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.