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This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.
You suck.
"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.
After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".
Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.
inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"
inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."
Aussie slang: to hold a conversation with someone
I was having a gasbag with Sheila at the servo and we couldn't believe the price of petrol!
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