a game made by some Canadian people that blew up in 2013, died in 2016, then came back because of "DABLOONS"
Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...
some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster
some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit
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A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.
He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster
Shrek: What's that
Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis
Shrek: I want that
NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."