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The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
When a man/woman fists a woman on her period.
"I dipped into her punch bowl last night. Needless to say, we had to throw away the sheets."
Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab
During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
A very messy period ridden vagina
Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”
Queer Punch (n):
Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.
(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.
A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.
a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.
It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.
During her orgasm, Janice felt a sudden force on her head. Keith had zombie punched her!