three day rule

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!

HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule

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Ja Rule Hater

Someone who has taste and would love to see that stupid, pu$$y a$$ nigga burn in hell cos he sucks at making music.....he need ashitty to help him make a song and yet its still shit.

Ja Should eat shit and die

50 Cent 4 Life
GGGGG G G Gunit!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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Falcar's Rule of Thumb

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.

Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.

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Dude Rule

a new grammar rule: if you are talking to your "bros" you must add "dude" to the beginning of each statement

Acceptable Dude Rule Conversation

Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.

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road rules

Best show ever made. Shut the hell up you losers.

I watch Road Rules every day after school.

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road rules

A MTV show shown on monday nights where six 18-24 year olds ride around in a winny, follow clues, perform missions, and reach a handsome reward.

Away Message= road ruling it (meaning watching road rules)

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Hoenheim rule

A rule made during a drinking game usually kings. A person during the game puts the fist up. Whoever the last person to put their fist up is must proceed to give an Imagineary blow job to whomever the first person to put their hand up chooses. Also they choose where the cum shot will be. U must try your best to make it as believable and realistic as possible. Use whatever props and tools u may need. Have fun and make sure to get your hand up as quickly as possible :)

Hoenheim rule possible choices: Avatar, clifford, the easterbunny, scooby doo, a person in the room. A few of many choices. :)

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