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One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.
1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"
2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"
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when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.
Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.
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A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.
Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!
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Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.
Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.
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following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket
so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit
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your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.
they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"
"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."
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A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
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