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the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.
A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
Jesus my friend
After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.
Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.
Preston: alright man lemme wake up
Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.
Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance