sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?

Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

leg game

bj’s leg is 6 feet under

let’s play a leg game

Leg-Boobs

Another word for butt cheeks that I made up on a whim because butt cheeks do kinda resemble boobs except their on your legs. Like if you put nipples on your butt cheeks they kinda do resemble female breasts.

Jim: Hey look at that chick with them big ass boobs bruh.

Jake: Hell yeah friend, and not only that she rockin' a huge pair of leg-boobs as well mate. Oh gyat!!

Jamie: Hey what the hell are you knuckleheads looking at get your filthy eyes off that fucking girl's ass cheeks!!

Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan