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A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
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kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.
Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas
A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.
When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!
When one abuses another's used banana peel
Cameron screamed "violate my banana peel" after he had been satisfied with his banana
Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!
When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.
"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."