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when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.
Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.
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One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.
1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"
2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"
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A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
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when a bro screws you over for something stupid
(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!
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An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off
Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"
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Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!
Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!
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Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.
Fanchon is a douche bag.
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