A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -
Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
Ded, Ded, Ded, Cancer,Ded, oh and yeah i forgot,DED!
do u even fortnite bro?
No, man thats ded as hell
Minecraft mod for guns and better graphics xD
10 year old kid who think CoD is the best thing ever:die u noob fortnite is the best game
me: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A game that is predominantly played by 13-year-old kids. In this game, it's very unlikely that you will reach the end. You'll probably get shot by a sniper and die
*tweeting*
Just got killed in FORTNITE. So angry did even win. I got killed by a sniper :/
Shit game where they just add Marvel, starwars and halo characters. if you still play you are a fucking disappointment to Society and me and load of other people want to slowly watch you burn in a put full of fortnite toys. oh and no one cares that you got a fortnite win. also Justin you not cracked but your head will be if you don't stop make orgasm sounds.
(Justins friend) this is my friend Justin he already taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy.
Justin (makes orgasm sounds)
The best type of chastity belt used by most mothers of autistic kids
Paul: Hey you know Johnny is 33 and still a virgin
Josh: He plays Fortnite
Paul: Makes sense.