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mary reagan

Is insanely beautiful and unbelievably talented at all sports. She has soft, shiny hair and with beautiful light skin. She also has many curves but a skinny stomach. All the guys would die for a Mary Reagan. She's the nicest, most caring person you will ever meet and she will never let you down.

"Mary Reagan is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!"

by Billybobcarley May 5, 2017


Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 26, 2022


Krystal mary white

A bad bitch. Strong minded big booty. Beautiful blue eyes.

Krystal Mary white likes to have big booty

by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023


mary caitlyn

The sweetest girl you’ve ever met she will brighten your day and bring you smiles she is so smart and funny you will always want to be around her

God bless Mary Caitlyn

by You tiny mom April 6, 2019


mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!

do you smell that?”
yeah! it was mary kachowski!”

by soodoedum October 17, 2019


Virginia Mary

That’s my bestie bish

Virginia Mary is pregnant, OMG

by Goawaytate May 28, 2021


Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022