Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

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meat clamp

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.

I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara

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meat master

a guy that can use his meat well

that guy last night was a real meat master

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V meat

Pussy,cunt,twat,rose bud.
Where v stands for vulva+ meat.

I got some of Kathy's v meat.

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Meat Lord

It's a steamy hot duke that after you shit it out, you standing staring in not an awe but rather a natural acceptance that well... you just took a shit.

Well, there you have it... that hot steaming pile of shit... that's a meat lord.

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Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

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meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

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