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When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises
Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats
The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...
Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?
Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"
"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults
Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks
When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.
your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks
When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.
Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.