trudeau towns

Tent cities for the homeless which dot the urban Canadian landscape since Justin Trudeau has been in office as the Prime Minister and Leader of the Canadian Liberal Party.

Crime Minister Trudeau decides that the national Canadian budget will balance itself… I guess what he meant by that was as soon as there are enough Canadian deaths and homelessness due to the Carbon Tax and overtaxing — and importation of over 400,000 unvetted immigrants the budget will automatically reset itself? In the meantime, trudeau towns are popping up everywhere!!

Trudeau Town

The part of each city in Canada that is dominated by tents and makeshift houses due to the wreckless policies of this term's namesake.

"You hear about Joe? The price of rent in Toronto is so high he ended up in a Trudeau town"

Trudeau town

A shanty town composed of tents situated in many Canadian city public parks housing the many Canadians that couldn't afford rent anymore after Trudeau took power in 2015. After almost 10 years in power Trudeau's liberal/neo liberal policies of working class immiseration and dollar devaluation made it so that large swaths of Canadians became homeless; unable to afford rent for even the modest accommodations. Those whose only recourse was an insulated tent in a city park.

John: "Man, they outsourced my job to India and brought a million of them here, now I can't afford this studio apartment!"
Jagmeet Padjeet: "Then get out, go live in the Trudeau town across the street from here!"

Guy Town

The Big Mouth motel owned by Guy Bilzerian featuring lonely guys who horribly sing about the terrible living conditions they’re in. Two Fleshlights can also be seen.

I’m heading over to Guy Town to take a swim in the penis worm infected pool.

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

The Boss of Old Sydney Town

Old Sydney Town was a tourist attraction on the Central Coast depicting early settlement life in Sydney. This colonial attraction was a great success throughout the 80’s. So popular, local residents would dress in period costume contributing to the atmosphere of role play. One such character, was a young boy from Umina named David who was commonly known as the Boss of Old Sydney Town.

The Boss of Old Sydney Town was a bright young boy from Umina

towns syndrome

A condition in which the subject exhibits irrational amount of skill and knowledge in relation to the town from which they hail.

Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"

Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "

Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."